C-SPAN's LBJ White House Tapes Archive allows you to listen in Real Media format to individual conversations that have aired on C-SPAN Radio. You can search the archives by category, keyword, or participant.
LISTEN TO LBJ's Frustrated Love sick calls to Jackie Kennedy telling her how much he loved her and how everybody loved her and how 180 million Americans loved her and he was one of the millions who LOVED her and missed her and wanted her to come put her arms around him and how he wanted to be a "daddy" to Caroline and Johnjohn and how he persisted with every phone call to sweet talk her to come to Washington to visit him or he'll send his MOTORSICKLES out to get her!
LBJ The PRESIDENT of the USA actually had a persistent presidential hard-on for JBK.
All the while WE fools were still in mourning JFK.
REMEMBER, you read it first on Pulp Non Fiction!
96. Conversation 1295 with Jacqueline Kennedy, widow of President John F. Kennedy Thursday, January 09, 1964, 11:30 AM
Just over six weeks into his presidency, President Johnson again speaks with his predecessor's widow, Jacqueline Kennedy, who provides him some advice on how to make it in the White House. Mrs. Kennedy mentions former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill. President Johnson again asks Mrs. Kennedy to come visit him at the White House but receives a firm reply. Jacqueline Kennedy would not appear at the White House again until the presidency of Richard Nixon. Duration: 1 minute 14 seconds
115. Conversation 6312.16.13 with Press Secretary Pierre Salinger Monday, December 23, 1963, 9:45 PM
At 9:45 pm on December 23rd, President Johnson gets a call from White House Press Secretary Pierre Salinger. The recording starts with Mr. Salinger giving LBJ information on who will go to the funeral of Democratic Congressman Bill Green of Pennsylvania. Another topic is a news story on LBJ*s phone conversation with President Kennedy*s widow, Jacqueline, earlier that evening. Mrs. Kennedy did not know that several reporters were with LBJ during that call. Duration: 4:04 min.
117. Conversation 6312.14.9 with Jacqueline Kennedy, widow of President John F. Kennedy - and between Lady Bird Johnson and Jacqueline Kennedy Saturday, December 21, 1963, 6:55 PM
Four days before Christmas, President and Mrs. Johnson call Jacqueline Kennedy, who has already left town, to wish her a merry Christmas. The Johnsons' 16-year-old daughter, Luci Baines Johnson, delivered Christmas presents to the Kennedy family before their departure. Duration: 2 minutes 27 seconds
128. Conversation 6312.5.5 with Jacqueline Kennedy, widow of President John F. Kennedy Saturday, December 07, 1963, 5:20 PM
On the day the Johnsons occupy the White House for the first time since the assassination of President John Kennedy, President Johnson calls Mrs. Kennedy at her home in the Georgetown neighborhood of Washington, DC. Mrs. Kennedy is exhausted by her move out of the White House with her young children Caroline, six-years-old, and John, Jr., who is three. Duration: 2 minutes 11 seconds
132. Conversation 6312.1.24 with Jacqueline Kennedy, widow of President John F. Kennedy Monday, December 02, 1963, 2:42 PM
Just 10 days after the assassination of her husband, President Johnson calls Jacqueline Kennedy as a follow up to a handwritten note he has sent to her. Duration: 2 minutes 2 seconds
They put a thing made of tinfoil on top of my door... What is it for? Illuminati... Shooting a ray at my cornflakes to make them turn green... What does it mean? The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know. The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.
Illuminati... Doing unspeakable things in the night to a cow... Where are they now? Illuminati... Sent an impostor in place of the Popsicle man... What is their plan? The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know. The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.
Illuminati... They cancelled Star Trek, The Fonz, and My Mother, the Car... Are they bizarre? You can't escape them; Even if you take a plane to Nepal or Peru... They'll be there, too... The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know. The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.
I know that they know all about me... They know that I know all about them...
Illuminati... Hide their assassins' instructions in newspaper text... Who will be next? They're all around us... Underline every third word in the Times and you'll see... How can it be? The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know. The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.
They're in the attic and the cellar... Bigger than Hunt or Rockefeller...
Illuminati... Go through my garbage and count all the pop bottles there... Why do they care? They're out to get me... They're fluoridating my water from their UFO... What do they know? The Illuminati... They're everywhere, I see. The Illuminati... And no one knows but me.
Drunk Again Bushy? (W Wearing Jacket Inside Out)(Is this pic real or a clever photoshop?)
"You know I had a drinking problem, Right now I should be in a bar in Texas,not the Oval Office.There is only one reason that I am in the Oval Office and not in a bar.I found faith!I found God!" GWBUSH
Religion is the most dangerous energy source known to humankind. The moment a person (or government or religion or organization) is convinced that God is either ordering or sanctioning a cause or project, anything goes. The history, worldwide, of religion-fueled hate, killing, and oppression is staggering. —Eugene Peterson (from the introduction to the book of Amos in the Bible paraphrase The Message) art [5:01 PM]
"Unacceptable" enquiry clears soldiers in killing of two journalists in Palestine Hotel
Reporters Without Borderstoday rejected a US military enquiry which has reportedly concluded that a tank crew acted in self-defence when it fired on the Palestine Hotel in Baghdad on 8 April, killing Taras Protsyuk, a Ukrainian cameraman working for Reuters, and José Couso, a Spanish cameraman with the commercial TV station Telecinquo.
The report by US central command was "unacceptable," the organisation said. The details of the findings have not been released, but Agence France-Presse yesterday quoted a US official as saying a summary was sent to the Spanish and Ukrainian governments. art [8:42 AM]
A dry ice bomb is a very simple and cool bomb to make. It is safe to use, as it's only purpose is to make a loud bang (yes, it’s very loud). This bomb doesn't produce any flames, so it's safe to use all year around.
All you need is a chunk of dry ice, a plastic bottle and some water. Cut/smash the dry ice into pieces and stuff them down in the bottle. Make sure it's a plastic bottle, because if you use glass, you're going to use the rest of your life trying to get those tiny glass pieces out of your skin.
Fill the bottle an inch or two with dry ice, add water, put on the screw cap, shake the bottle, throw it, or run. In a few minutes you should hear a big bang. I mean a really big one. DO NOT crush the dry ice into a fine powder. That'll cause it to blow in a matter of seconds.
Do not stand close, as plastic (or glass pieces for the one who didn't read what we wrote a few lines above) fly trough the air. Remember that plastic shrapnel can cause damage as well, and is not visible on x-ray. If you mess up, you’re in for exploratory surgery. That’ll be something to tell your friends!
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"Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth."
Pablo Picasso
VERY VERY LIBERAL WORKS of ART
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