[ Monday, May 23, 2005 ]
HOW THE HELL CAN BUSH SLEEP AT 9PM?Laura Bush Video: White House Correspondents' Dinner
Watch video of First Lady Laura Bush's comedy routine at the 2005 White House Correspondents' Dinner, in which she roasts her husband and admits to being a "desperate housewife."
She also admits that he GOES TO SLEEP at 9pm. FULL TRANSCRIPT
"He's usually in bed by now.I'm not kidding.I said to him the other day, "George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later."I am married to the president of the United States, and here's our typical evening: Nine o'clock, Mr. Excitement here is sound asleep"
Screw the desperate housewife baloney humor.What was REALLY troubling was his going to sleep at 9.That is NOT funny at all.That speaks volumes as to who is really running the most powerful country on earth.
NOW MANY HERE ARE BELIEVERS IN THE EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE THEORY AND DO GO TO BED BY 9 - 10 PM AND ARE UP BY THE CRACK OF DAWN,BUT NONE HERE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN A STATE OF WAR.IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA AND THE WORLD IS IN TURMOIL,THE WORLD IS BOILING,FROM FINLAND TO AUKLAND THEY ARE CHANTING BUCK FUSH! CHUCK FENEY!YOUR TROOPS ARE GETTING KILLED AS YOU SLEEP,YOU ARE KILLING INNOCENT CIVILIANSAS YOU SLEEP,COULD YOU EVEN SLEEP?HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SLEEP?HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF SLEEP?WHATS EVEN WORSE IS WHEN HE WAKES UP HE NEEDS MORE TIME TO PRAY AND PUMP IRON AND RIDE HIS BYCICLE.
THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD SLEEP UNLESS....UNLESS POPPY and MARVIN BUSH WERE NOT WIDE AWAKE RUNNING THE SHADOW GOV. AND MAKING MILLLIONS...NO...MAKE THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR THE CARLYLE GROUP AND THE HALIBURTONS AND THE BECHTELS AND THE BILDENBERGS...while every night as you sleep young men and women and innocent iraqis are getting killed and or maimed for life on a pack of lies.PROBLEM IS WE ARE LAUGHING.
WE ARE LAUGHING AND THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL NEOCONFILICTS OF INTEREST IS STARING US IN THE FACE, AND WE ARE LAUGHING.AND PEOPLE ARE DYING.AND THE BUSHES ARE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
art [6:47 PM]