Pulp Non Fiction

[ Sunday, January 11, 2004 ]

 

WE WENT TO WAR IN IRAQ OVER A FRIGGIN DOORMAT?



The feet of Hans Blix and Mohammed ElBaradei are seen stepping over a mosaic of former U.S. President George Bush in the doorway of Baghdad's Al-Rashid Hotel last November. U.S. troops replaced the image Thursday night with one of Saddam.

Bush 'planned Iraq war pre-9/11' -Former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill charges in a new book that President George W. Bush entered office in January 2001 intent on invading Iraq and was in search of a way to go about it.

Saddams the GUY WHO TRIED TO KILL MY DAD!

Doesnt anyone see the fine manicured hand of the number one EVIL DEWAR ...Georgie porgie's DAD behind all this?

His DAD.

Talks like an 8 year old...DAD DAD MY DAD MY DAD DAD DAD!

Junior Bush calls his father DAD.

So Juvenile.

KGBI : Son now that you are president the FIRST thing I want you to do ..If you really love yer poppy is GET SADDAM FOR ME!

KGBII : Sure DAD!

KGBI : I hate Saddam Hussein!

KGBII : Yes DAD.

KGBI : I don't hate a lot of people.

KGBII : YEs DAD.

KGBI : I don't hate easily, but I think he's, as I say, his word is no good and he's a brute!

KGBII : YES DAD.

KGBI : He's used poison gas on his own people. So, there's nothing redeeming about this man!

KGBII : Yes DAD

KGBI : I have nothing but hatred in my heart for him. But he's got a lot of problems, but immortality isn't one of them!

KGB II : As for what the country should do with the Iraqi leader now That's the problem facing the President of the United States of America!

KGBII : Yes DAD.

That president is his oldest son, George W. Bush. However,the father would not discuss what kind of advice he has given his son and he would not talk about policy issues

KGBI : I want you to go in there and REMOVE MY FACE FROM THAT DOORMAT!
KGBII : SURE DAD!

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WE WENT TO WAR OVER A FRIGGIN DOORMAT!

Soldiers Liberate George H.W. Bush Doormat! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - There was a bit of unfinished business left over in Baghdad from the 1991 Gulf War. The U.S. Army has taken care of it.At the Al-Rashid Hotel, President Bush the elder - father of the current American chief executive who ordered this year's invasion of Iraq - is a doormat no more.U.S. soldiers visited the battered Al-Rashid on Thursday night wielding hammers and chisels, and dug out the intricate tile mosaic of the former president that was used for years as a state-sponsored insult.In its place, they laid a portrait of Saddam Hussein." MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

LOL? NOT FUNNY!

Have you ever heard Mitterand or Schroeder or Putin talk about their DADs? IN their SENATE?

Houston is the adopted hometown of the president's father, former President Bush, and in discussing the threat posed by Saddam, the current president offered his staple list of complaints about Iraq's defiance of the United Nations and his contention that Iraq is working aggressively on chemical, biological and nuclear weapons programs. "This is a man who continually lies," Bush said.

He said the Iraqi leader's "hatred" was largely directed at the United States and added: "After all, this is the guy who tried to kill my dad."

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