Pulp Non Fiction

[ Monday, July 28, 2003 ]

 

GEORGE W BUSH : THE BORN AGAIN AMERICAN AYATOLLAH

"“You know I had a drinking problem,” Bush told a group of clergy who met with him last September. “Right now I should be in a bar in Texas, not the Oval Office. There is only one reason that I am in the Oval Office and not in a bar. I found faith! I found God!”"

Now he drinks in the Oval Office Bar.

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ESCAPE FROM IRAQ!

BAGHDAD, July 27 - U.S. soldiers in Iraq are escaping from Iraq under the guise of Kurdish citizens, wearing the famous Iraqi and Arab al-Dashdasha (loose headdress) which has become mush sought-after recently, Iraqis told IslamOnline.net Sunday, July 27.

However, a U.S. colonel categorically denied that 2,500 U.S. soldiers have escaped from duty so far, noting that it was a rumor propagated by the Baathists and the loyalists to ousted Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

Saeed al-Aidany, a galabia (gown) seller, said, "We were surprised at the very beginning to see a lot of U.S. soldiers buying al-Dashdasha, but it came to our knowledge that they used it as a camouflage to make their escape to Gulf states".

Aidany further claimed that U.S. soldiers were also seen buying Kurdish costumes to make their way to Turkey through northern Iraq.

Abdul Amir al-Hasnawi, a truck driver, alleged he helped two U.S. soldiers escape to Kuwait.

"Two Black U.S. soldiers arrived in Basra through a Christian go-between from Baghdad, who used to work as a translator with the Americans. They were in jeans and I smuggled them to Kuwait in return for $450 each," Hasnawi told IOL.

"The go-between told me that the two soldiers did not to be gunned down in Iraq without a cause," he added.

Kazem al-Badri, a taxi driver, claimed that cab and truck drivers nowadays are testing the pulse of search themselves or through go-betweens for U.S. soldiers who want to escape from the war-scarred country in return for bucks.

"It is not a rumor or an Iraqi propaganda but it is a fact, because I myself know a lot of drivers who helped U.S. soldiers escape from Iraq," Badri insisted, adding that smuggling rates hit first a mind-boggling $5,000 for each soldier but were not put down to $500.

art [6:56 PM]

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[ Saturday, July 26, 2003 ]

 

FLY!

SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FLY?

art [4:40 PM]

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[ Thursday, July 24, 2003 ]

 

We seem to miss the point...

its not a question if the pics are really uday or qUSAy or not.

four human beings in that house were MERCILESSLYexterminated KILLED in cold blood..and paraded for the world to see our brutality.

when there were a dozen ways to get them out alive.

that is the point.

WE DID NOT have TO KILL.

uday or not uday? thats bot the question.

we KILLED THEM BRUTALY.

we good judeochristians who were handed a THOU SHALT NOT KILL order 5,000 years ago and we still dont get it.

two wrongs dont make a right.

all those mass graves will pale in comparison to this vicious attack that used our most advance firepower to KILL 3 men and a small boy.

shame on us.

so u see its not the question if itsuday or ot tuesday or qusay.....although the new retouched pics shown to the reporters couldnt look MORE like uday and qusay....its the way we are going around the world KILLING anyone who we AND ISRAEL dont like.

BULLYS....arrogant sobs.

and we ask why do they hate us so?




UdAy and qUSAy



The GRUESOME Pictures Rummy was dying for us to see...

What me GENEVA CONVENTION?

Wheres the 14 year old Grandson of SADddams pic?


art [7:50 PM]

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[ Sunday, July 20, 2003 ]

 

$25 MILLION REWARD FOR PROOF THAT BUSH & Co. MASTERMINDED 911

The F.I.B is offering $25 million dollars to anyone who was part of this vast conspiracy to come forward with proof that will lead to the arrest impeachment and conviction of this manboy governor who stole the 2000 election and became President George W Bush 43.

F.I.B MOST WANTED PRESIDENT

MURDER OF U.S. NATIONALS INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; CONSPIRACY TO MURDER U.S. NATIONALS INSIDE and OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES; ATTACK ON THE WTC and PENTAGON RESULTING IN DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT US AND FOREIGN CITIZENS.

GEORGE W BUSH


Date of Photograph : Sometime in January 2002 After A Near Fatal Pretzel Accident

Aliases: Dubya, W , Junior, Boss, Prez, Hitler, Crusaderman, Commander MisChief, Idiot, Moron, Total Ashhole, Chimp, KGBII, King George Bush II, 43, George Bin George Bin Bush,

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: July 6 1946 Hair: Brown
Place of Birth: New Haven, Connecticut Eyes: Brown
Height: 5' 11" to 6' 2" Depending on Cowboy Boots Heels
Complexion: Rosy
Weight: Approximately 200 pounds Sex: Male
Build: Stocky Nationality: American
Occupation: Republicon President
Remarks: W is the leader of a neoconservativeterrorist organization known as the BushGang,"The Thugs".He is left-handed and walks with a macho swather.
Scars and Marks: Scar on Cheek from a Near Fatal Pretzel Accident

CAUTION

GEORGE W BUSH IS THE PRIME SUSPECT IN CONNECTION WITH THE SEPT 11, 2001, BOMBINGS OF WTC IN NEW YORK UNITED STATES, AND THE ALLEGED CRASH IN PENNSYLVANIA, AND THE BOMBING AT THE PENTAGON. THESE ATTACKS KILLED OVER 3000 PEOPLE. IN ADDITION, BUSH IS A PRIME SUSPECT IN OTHER TERRORIST ATTACKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD AS IN AFGHANISTAN YEMEN AND IRAQ and SYRIA.

CONSIDERED THIN SKINNED ARMED UNSTABLE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION THAT WILL CONVICT THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL F.I.B OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S.S.A EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.IF YOU ARE A FORMER BUSH AIDE OR ACCOMPLICE IN THE 911 TRAGEDY AND EVENTUAL COVERUP, IN ADDITION TO THE $25 MILLION,YOU WILL BE GIVEN A COMPLETE UNCONDITIONAL AMNESTY AND WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR A COMPLETE WITNESS PROTECTION PACKAGE FOR 2 THAT INCLUDES A FACE LIFT AND LIPOSUCTION and WHO KNOWS?YOU MIGHT BE EVEN MADE INTO A HERO FOR SAVING THE PLANET FROM THE REAL EVIL DEWARS: THE FATHER AND SON TAG TEAM,THE BURNING BUSHES.

REWARD

The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information and implication of masterminding 911 and leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of George W Bush for the 911 Tragedy.

An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of Ronald Reagan too for any crime from Lockerbee to the Iran Contra Affair.

$25MILLION is but a pittance to save the world from Nuclear Destruction by an Evil Regime in Washington who have Weapons of Mass Destruction and are a threat to civilization.




art [10:41 PM]

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[ Friday, July 18, 2003 ]

 


art [4:55 AM]

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[ Thursday, July 17, 2003 ]

 

SOUVENIR PICTURES SANDBAGS IN IRAQ

OPERATION VILE SERPENT

Fouth Infantry Division soldiers from the 1st Battalion 68 Armor Regiment detain and put sandbags on the heads of all the men of the village of Mishahdah, Iraq (news - web sites) 45 kilometers north of Baghdad Sunday, July 13, 2003. The dawn search mission was part of Operation Ivy Serpent which began Sunday, an attempt to root out and eliminate pro-Saddam insurgents who have been firing rocket-propelled grenades on American vehicle convoys and launching mortar attacks on U.S. bases.(AP Photo/John Moore)

Sandbags.

DO THE HAVE TO CHOKE THESE MEN IN THE 114 DEGREE HEAT WITH THESE SANDBAGS?

ARE THESE SANDBAGS REALLY NECESSARY?


While the LIBERATORS take souvenir pictures????

We know that our troops are but pawns in the Carlyle Thousand Points of Light New World Odor.

Yes it is the superiors who should try putting a sandbag on THEIR heads.

ON BUSHES HEAD.

Let junior try it in the noonday 114 degree sun and sand in the Iraqi desert.While we take DEGRADING HUMILIATING pictures of HIM and post them on theweb.

ISNT THAT against the geneva convention? By the way did the Iraqis put sandbags on the heads of the American Pow's who were later released unharmed and who came home HEROS??



art [3:55 AM]

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[ Tuesday, July 15, 2003 ]

 



LIBERATED?

Look at the big smiles on the faces of these two soldires as they put a rice sack over the head of a suspected iraqi prisoner.

Its bothers us how they are treating these poor Iraqis. He must be suffocating in that rice sack in the 114 degree heat.

Sad how they forgot VIETNAM so easily.

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art [10:41 PM]

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[ Wednesday, July 09, 2003 ]

 



LIMBERATED?



art [3:31 AM]

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[ Tuesday, July 08, 2003 ]

 

SantashCroft Is Coming To Town

i just came back from a lovely trip along the milky segway
i stopped off at the senegal to spend the holiday
i called on old dear santashCroft to see what i could see
he took me to his workshop and told his plans to me
now santash is a busy man - yet has lotsa time to pray
he's got millions of anti americans to arrest on christmas day
you better write your tip in now and email it right away
because he's getting ready - his ridges FBI & CIA

you better log out, you better not try
you better not post, i'm telling you why
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

he's sorting his tips and chatter he's googleing twice
he's gonna find out who's bin flaming rumsfeld and rice
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

he sees you when you're spammiing, he knows when you're downloading porn
he knows if you've been flaming Bush, so shut your tush for goodness sake

oh, you better log out, you better not try
you better not post, i'm telling you why
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

little jack straws, little tony blairs
rooty pooty poots and rummy dum dums
cheney head dolls that fleisher and Wolfowoo
chickenhawks, predators and hummv's too
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

the spooks in bilderberg and carlyleland will have a NWO jubilee
they're gonna build a a thousand points of light all around your christmas tree

so you better log out, you better not try
you better not post, i'm telling you why
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town



AMERICAN CRUSADE 2001+
TRADING CARDS

World affairs today can sure be confusing!

President Bush tried his bestest to simplify the picture as Good vs. Evil, but it's still a jumble! Who knew all those crazy Dorkistan countries even existed?! Now The Infinite Jest rides to the rescue with a set of educational trading cards.

Fun to collect! Fun to trade! Fun to drain a box of inkjet cartridges!





art [7:11 AM]

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[ Monday, July 07, 2003 ]

 


art [11:23 PM]

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[ Thursday, July 03, 2003 ]

 

It's Too Late
by Art Bishop


Stayed online since 911 just to pass the time
There's something wrong here,this is guerrilla warfare can be no denying
One of us is dick cheney, or maybe we're both o reilly.

And it's too late, bushy, now it's too late
Though wolfowitz did try to fake it
Thousands innocent Iraqis and Afghans have died died and we can't hide
And we just can't fake it

It used to be so easy living here in mosul
Saddam was light and breezy and we knew just what to do
Now you look send Bremmer III, and we feel like the looted fools

And it's too late, bushy, now it's too late
Though wolfowitz really did try to make it
200 of our boys have died hundreds more wounded and we can't hide
And we just can't fake it

Our troops will be sitting ducks again like vietnam for me and you
But we just can't see that, Wolfowitz is a zionist jew.
Still we're glad for Monica Lewinsky, and how she almost loved you
(You probably think this song is about you dont you dont you?)

But it's too late, bushy, it's too late
Though poppy and the Carlyle Cabal really did try to make it
Democracy has died and we can't hide
And we just can't fake it.

IMPEACH THE LIARS







art [5:41 PM]

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BUSH & FRIENDS WMD LIES

art [2:29 AM]

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