Pulp Non Fiction

[ Tuesday, July 08, 2003 ]

 

SantashCroft Is Coming To Town

i just came back from a lovely trip along the milky segway
i stopped off at the senegal to spend the holiday
i called on old dear santashCroft to see what i could see
he took me to his workshop and told his plans to me
now santash is a busy man - yet has lotsa time to pray
he's got millions of anti americans to arrest on christmas day
you better write your tip in now and email it right away
because he's getting ready - his ridges FBI & CIA

you better log out, you better not try
you better not post, i'm telling you why
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

he's sorting his tips and chatter he's googleing twice
he's gonna find out who's bin flaming rumsfeld and rice
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

he sees you when you're spammiing, he knows when you're downloading porn
he knows if you've been flaming Bush, so shut your tush for goodness sake

oh, you better log out, you better not try
you better not post, i'm telling you why
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

little jack straws, little tony blairs
rooty pooty poots and rummy dum dums
cheney head dolls that fleisher and Wolfowoo
chickenhawks, predators and hummv's too
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town

the spooks in bilderberg and carlyleland will have a NWO jubilee
they're gonna build a a thousand points of light all around your christmas tree

so you better log out, you better not try
you better not post, i'm telling you why
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashCroft is coming to town
santashcroft is coming to town



AMERICAN CRUSADE 2001+
TRADING CARDS

World affairs today can sure be confusing!

President Bush tried his bestest to simplify the picture as Good vs. Evil, but it's still a jumble! Who knew all those crazy Dorkistan countries even existed?! Now The Infinite Jest rides to the rescue with a set of educational trading cards.

Fun to collect! Fun to trade! Fun to drain a box of inkjet cartridges!





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